Product: Subaru Outback
Feature: With sophisticated monochromatic colors.
Among the plethora of automobile commercials on television, the Subaru Outback advertisement I observed highlighted a few of the vehicle’s features. One happened to be “Feature: With sophisticated monochromatic colors,” and I said to myself, “Monochromatic colors?.”
Dictionary.com:
mon·o·chro·mat·ic adj. – Having or appearing to have only one color.
Whoever came up with this thinks people are totally oblivious to the meaning of words with more than three syllables, or they just ran out of features. What the heck!
If anyone actually remembered hearing this, please just verify that I’m not hallucinating. Send us your “What the heck!” ad.